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I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Flying Ace Pilot the VTOL without getting a scratch on it.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Champion of the Gods Unlock all Trophies

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Tricolore Collect all Cockades

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Visited Once Complete all Co-op and Heist missions in Paris at least once.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Curiosity Open every chest in Paris.

Gutgash Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Parch Moon region around Gutgash's Stronghold

True Survivor Unlock every Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition trophy.

Hard Choice Shoot the helicopter pilot with a Magnum at point-blank range.

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Instrument of Vengeance Resolved to be more than a victim of circumstance.

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Know-It-All Complete all training missions.

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Washed Ashore Complete Chapter 4.

Stop and Smell the Roses Complete all Wasteland Missions

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

No Brainer Destroy all scarecrows

Instrument of Survival Evaded pursuers, though memories of the past still gave chase.