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Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Doing Pink Eye a Big Favor Build two projects in Pink Eye's Stronghold

Something More Find Ciri.

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Descendants With a Sniper Rifle

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Jeet Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Balefire Flatland region around Jeet's Stronghold

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

The Smart Driver Complete a Scatter Death Run

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Historian Find every audio diary

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Card Sharp Find all of the Wanted posters.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked when all trophies collected.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

I got this Find all training manuals

Start of Something Good Clear all threat in Jeet's territory

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Triple Threat Kill 3 enemies with 1 Shotgun blast

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.