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Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

God Killer Kill Ares

A Watery Grave Uncovered the Watery Grave ghost story

The Orbist Collect 100 Precursor Orbs

Eggs Over Hard Push the Flut Flut Egg Off the Cliff

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

The fastest one Get 36 fragments in less than 6 Min

Platinum Midnight Become a master collector

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Death From Above 2009 Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Carnage Helped Brad find peace

Hitting Your Stride Power up any item

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Breaking Wind Acquire Typhon's Bane

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough Acquire Rage of the Titans

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Man in the Box Uncovered the Man in the Box ghost story

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Deadeye Unlock tactical perk 1