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Mommy's very angry Release a modified dinosaur that has over 150 Attack

Thank God for Site B Unlock Isla Sorna

Holeshot master Get 10 Holeshots in any offline mode

Liberator of Flotnar Liberate Flotnar village.

It's a Legitimate Strategy Get 3 Kills while defending an Objective Zone without leaving it

Ding Dong Defeat Cacklespit

Neutralizer Neutralize a Corrupted Item.

EXTRA: The Lycaeum Find 50 Vacuums.

Containment Specialist Complete a Corrupted crisis with three Corrupted Items neutralized.

That's no dinosaur Release an Indominus rex

Smarter than primates Photograph two Velociraptors socializing

Well Dressed Wear a completed armor set

Break The Limit Perform 4 Super Combos in one combo.

Now you're John Hammond House at least 50 live dinosaurs on a single island

Race after race Complete an Online Championship

Super Juggler Keep your opponent airborne for 10 seconds in a combo.

100 stars earned Earned 100 stars in the game.

Investing in People Train a member of staff to the highest level

Shooting Ball Complete level 13.

(And it's a gooooooaaal! Wait, wrong phrase? Touchdown? Home run???)

Gougi Scientist Activate 15 different Gougi in Online Matches.

Sock Puppet Complete level 14.

(Though often believed to be controlled by the meat sack stemming out of its rear cuff, the parasitic sock puppet is in actuality masterminding all of its own movements and those of its host. By taking advantage of this common misconception, the sock puppet slowly perpetrates the remnants of human society, with passerbys completely oblivious to its nefarious plot to summon the endless void from the depths of darkness to consume our mortal shells.)

Scarecrow Complete level 15.

(Also known as an anti-government drone device. Keeps those drones away.)

50K points scored Scored 50000 points in a level.

I hate being right all the time Photograph a herbivore attacking visitors

Frontline Offensive Win 25 Multiplayer Matches

We Didn't Need a Bigger Boat Complete Escalation and Disruption in Co-Op Campaign

Fence Lights Complete level 16.

(Bright and festive and gleaming with golly, just in time for the holidays! Wait, what do you mean it's only July? Nahh, that's not too early!)

Diamond Complete level 17.

(The cheapest, overly-abundant rock you can overpay for.)

Headset Complete level 18.

(Great for audio playback and muting yourself when you wanna pretend you don't have a mic! GG EZ)

Hazard Pay Complete any crisis on Extreme.

Gougi Master Active Gougi 200 times in Online Matches.

Where's the goat? Photograph a T. rex eating 'live bait'

Trees Complete level 19.

(One of the world's most precious resources. Trees don't grow on trees, y'know.)

Destroyer Get 1000 Eliminations in Multiplayer

Zombie levels completed Completed all Zombie levels.

X Marks the Spot Use a map

Mouse Complete level 20.

(I heard they like coookies. I wonder what happens if you give them one...)

Heart of Darkness Complete Inside and Distortion in Co-Op Campaign

Hopes and Dreams Complete level 21.

(Thanks, 2020.

Developer's note: I wrote this back in July (see Fence Lights). I had no idea how much worse things were going to get since writing up this joke, and to future-proof this trophy for the immediate future:

Thanks, 2021.)

Christmas levels completed Completed all Christmas levels.

Garden Table Complete level 22.

(It's a table, but in your garden. Or is it a garden.... on your table?)

Half way through Completed half of the levels.

Drone Complete level 23.

(We've done this joke before in the rooftop running game, but the birds work for the bourgeoisie...)

House Complete level 24.

(Ahh, the prospect of home ownership as a late millennial and an early laundry-pod generation ad-ult. Refer back to level 21.)

Otter Complete level 25.

(Absolutely otterrific!)

Gangster levels completed Completed all Gangster levels.

Triple Trouble Try for a 3 chain combo!

Cool Hands Prevail Complete any crisis on Normal or higher without overheating the Ejector.

Stage 1: Play the Game Complete the first page of levels (level 1-25).

Nature levels completed Completed all Nature levels.