RamenBurn

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Speeding Slowly Win Class 3 Race at Stadium

Community Surprise Play a Top Rated map in the Map Browser (Map Browser only).

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

No Man is a Canyon Use Items in No Man's Canyon

Sunken Ship Destroy Ship at Drill Platform

Testosterone Pass the Tests of Manhood

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

Clap Hands Get Seal Piece at Dig

First Steps Complete the Prologue.

Speed Quicker Win Class 2 Race at Stadium

Raider of the Lost Tomb Complete a tomb.

What's That Smell? Escort Men Through Sewers

Doggin' the Hellcats Destroy 5 Hellcat Cruisers

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Speed Speedily Win Class 1 Race in Stadium

Pedal to the Metal Destroy Metal Kor at Nest

Grin and Baron It Defeat Baron in Mar's Tomb

We're All Friends Here Rescue Friends at Fortress

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Interdimensional Defender Killed 1000 Hiss
550/1000

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Volatile Debris Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
0/10

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Lifeguard Save partner 10 times when DYING is displayed.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

Crisis Management Complete 5 Bureau Alerts
0/5

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Inter-Departmental Cooperation Complete 10 Side Missions
6/10

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Living Archetypes Defeat the Anchor

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

The Festival Complete Side Quest "Lady of Slaughter".

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.