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It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Badges Collect all badges.

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.