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The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Recruit Complete all chapters on Amateur.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Kicking Back Kick a phillak that has kicked you

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.