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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Dancing in the Dark Kill the power.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Repaid in Blood Complete a Vendetta Mission.

New Challenger Cleared a challenge.