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Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Delicious Kill the Apex Predator in Dead Horse Lake

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

KINSHIP Connor refused to kill the Chloe

NOTHING TO SEE HERE Kara succeeded to make the cop go away

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

All Clear Liberate all Outposts (Campaign only).

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

Like A Bird Fly 5000m total in the Wingsuit (Campaign only).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores