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THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

Bot Bot Boom Boom Protect Hideout from Bomb Bots

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Volatile Debris Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

All Clear Liberate all Outposts (Campaign only).

On Your Own Reached Adult Growth

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Like A Bird Fly 5000m total in the Wingsuit (Campaign only).

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

Altered Manifestations May Occur Defeat esseJ

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Shark on Shark Violence Kill the Apex Predator in Golden Shores

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Aggressive Growth Defeat Mold-1

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Wiser Reached Elder Growth