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It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Freeflow Combo 20 Complete a combo of 20 moves (any play mode)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Depths Below Kill Hades

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Badges Collect all badges.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2