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I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred