RESIDENTEVILMAN

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Divide and Conquer Eliminate the bodyguards of two Warchiefs, then draw them out and kill them.

Fashion Victim Purchase all clothing.

Auto Enthusiast Purchase all vehicles.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

Entrapment Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Fully Improved Weapons Acquired the improved versions of three weapons from Varga.

A New Master Brand a Captain while in combat.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Ultimate Fighter Unlock ten Triad Upgrades.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

Lord and Master Brand all 5 Warchiefs.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

All Animal Figurines found Found all of the Animal Figurines in the Cut.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Killed 6 Fireclaws Killed 6 Fireclaw machines.

All Pigments found Found all of the Pigments in the Cut.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

The Tower Crumbles Kill The Tower.

The Hand is Severed Kill The Black Hand.

Bearer of the Shining Lamp Collect 100% of the Ithildin.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

The Spirit of Mordor Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.

I’ll Take the Physical Challenge Complete the Challenge of the Gods

Event Planner Complete all of the open world Events.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

A Baby Blessing Get a Like from BB.

Iron of Death Issue a Death Threat, and then successfully kill the target.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Magic Mushroom Return to the doctor with the cave mushrooms.

Chief Inspector Complete 100% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

5 Dismount Strikes Killed 5 enemies using the Dismount Strike skill.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Zombie Roundup Kill 3 enemies at once with a sub-weapon.

Power Vacuum Kill all 5 Warchiefs before any uruk take their place.

Killed 10 Frostclaws Killed 10 Frostclaw machines.

Golden Boy Reach a new legend rank

Solid Silver Achieve 30 Silver Stat Awards.

Inked Up Earn 5 skill tattoos.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

In the Blink of an Eye Defeat Super Tyrant with 5+ minutes left until detonation.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.