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Style Points Unlock all five pieces of an armor family.

The Hunter-Eater Discover Karn's story.

The Gladiator Discover Dualine's story.

Big Spender Buy all the merchant's items in a single purchase.

Stay a While... Listen to the singing tofu for 15 seconds.

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

A Better World Destroyed all Scrap Piles

Five Stars! Got 100% rating in all regions

To boldly go… Reach the wizard mode on the Star Trek™ Pinball: Discovery Table (Single player only).

Golden Boot Trophy Score 10 goals in a single match on the Super League Football table.

Festival's icon Unlock all trophies.

Collector Obtain all badges.

Specialist Have a weapon at the maximum level.

Recruit's Awakening Finish the game with Prestige on.

Certified Fighter Finish the game with Prestige 10.

Iop Knight Finish the game with Prestige 20.

Hero of the Festival Finish the game with Prestige 30.

The Librarian Discover Bonk's story.

The Strategist Discover Tim's story.

Savara, Iop Warrior Finish the main story.

War Veteran Fully level up all badges.

Master at Arms Fully level up 80% of all weapons.

Cool Chicks Don't Look at Explosions Defeat four enemies with Aftershock in the same room.

Without a Scratch Finish a floor without getting hit.

The Prophecy Beat Gargoylar with a Poultragon weapon.

Fashion Hunter Change every aspect of your character customization.

Surgical Strike Break all three parts of a boss.

Duo Duality Obtain two Duo blessings from the same two families.

Strength in Diversity Win an attempt with a piece of equipment on you from every family.

Vegetarian Finish an attempt without eating any ham hocks.

Keeper of Knowledge Obtain 80% of all codex entries.

Quick and Furious Win an attempt with a great sword and the dual swords equipped.

Hack, Slash and Sprint Win an attempt with two longswords equipped.

Crushproof Block the Ancient Rhinobuto's crush attack with the sword and shield special attack.

Tooth for a Tooth Defeat the Alpha Okarus with two Okarus weapons.

Stainless Defeat the Mature Puginoko without taking damage from its spores.

You Only Get One Shot Do 10,000 points of damage with a single blow.

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Effishient Fished up 1000 items

Felling Fine Chopped something down 1000 times

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.