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Badges Collect all badges.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).

Infowlable Win 50,000 on a single cockfight.

A Real Pistol In the Main Campaign, killed 25 enemies with the Broadsider Pistol.

BOOM! Kill 30 enemies by shooting a fire arrow at oil jars.