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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

More practice Complete the aiming training

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Red Baron Take down 100 enemies while they are airborne.

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Upgrade the Adrestia for the first time.

Ramming Speed Cleave a ship in half.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging