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Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

The Orbiter of Record Collect 600 Precursor Orbs

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Chemical Warfare Kill 5 enemies with one Poison Arrow

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
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Historian Find every audio diary

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Forager Collect 25% of the prize bubbles on the story levels

These Belong in A Museum Collect 300 Cards

What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
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Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Bird of Prey Tag 100 guards using Enkidu

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
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Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
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Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Fait Accompli For Stamina and Time On Your Hands and insatiable need for completion

A very special day Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Silencer Destroy a Horn Bearer's horn with a throwing knife

IPXSETUP.EXE Win a Multiplayer match

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Please Marcus, Don't Hurt Them Successfully neutralize 5 fugitives in Bounty Hunter

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
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A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Phantom Limb Complete "PHANTOM LIMBS" mission.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

You Snooze, You Lose Pickpocket a guard affected by a blowdart

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Sleep Tight Put 10 guards to sleep with blowdarts

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Masshole Kill 300 People

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.