Purpleful

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Master Parautilitarian Spend 100 Ability Points

Viva la Resistenza! Complete Chapter 1.

The Strangers Complete chapter 2

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Retribution Complete chapter 3

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar