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Homicidal Kill the guide, you monster.

Fat General Defeat 500 enemies

Still counting Attain a Time Trial star rating of 50

Icebreaker Equip the Icebreaker.

It's All in the Reflexes Succeeded 10 Great Skill Checks.
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Big Spender Purchase a Concrete Donkey from the in-game shop.

Good Behavior Completed the game on any difficulty without killing any monsters.

Eyes of Blue and Beard of Red Listened to Sun Quan's resolution.

Hey, Catch! Throw and hit an enemy directly with a Flammable Cannister then blow them up with it

Mission Complete Reach Colorado Mastery Level 20.

Untouchable Defeat any boss without taking damage (General)

Never Speak of This Again Finish Extermination

Make it Count Win a ranked multiplayer match.

Rebellious Labourer Find 20 Signs

Useless Trinkets Completed the "Digging up the Past" side quest.

Shot Blocked Shoot the gun out of the air in 'Flashpoint' before a terrorist catches it

Bulldozed In Ground Control, crush 25 enemies while driving the tank

Sayōnara Reach Hokkaido Mastery Level 20.

Gong like the Wind In IX, defeat all 8 challengers summoned by a gong within 5 minutes

Penguins go Pop Headshot kill 100 enemies in the game

Taking Flight In Gorod Krovi, ride a Dragon.

Boom Headshot! Decapitate 200 mutants

Stowaway In Voyage of Despair, spend 5 consecutive rounds in the Cargo Hold

Der Meisterbogenschuetze In Der Eisendrache, obtain all of the ancient bows.

Chapter 2 Speedrun Complete a Speedrun of Chapter 2 below the target time.

Targets Acquired Get past the first gate in Awakening in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Under The Ice Finish the main quest in The Pale Reach.

Colorado Escalated Complete Level 5 of an Escalation Contract set in Colorado.

Moocifer Create a Cow Demon

First Step to Awesomeness Win an Online Match

Torque Completionist Gain all stars in 'Torque'.

Pack Addict! Upgrade 5 weapons at the Pack A Punch Machine. (Map Pack 3 only)

Nemesis Meet Skullface

Remorse Save only yourself

BLENDER Find the figurine of Blender

… and you shall find Find and unlock 110 Drop Zones in Alps

Double Vision Trounce the Twins.

Tiger's Subordinates Swore oaths with all of the new allies in Conqueror of Jiangdong.
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Welcome to the Sunshine State Unlock the Everglades battleground

Bangkok Escalated Complete Level 5 of an Escalation Contract set in Bangkok.

Chapter 3 Speedrun Complete a Speedrun of Chapter 3 below the target time.

Chapter 4 Speedrun Complete a Speedrun of Chapter 4 below the target time.

Postmaster Complete any outpost by activating all of the generators in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Ending E Achieved "Surprise!" ending.

Helpful Stranger Revive a player from a different Squad in MWZ

I Call Shotgun! Drive a vehicle with a Sentry Gun on the back and have it kill 5 enemies

Egg Lord Breed 100 chickens

Mutt And Jeff Asked a companion to be the Bad Inspector.

Fatso Be stuffed to bursting for two days.

Wired Up Place 100 wires.