ProlapsedBeaver

Stabby stabby stab Stab 3,000 hearts in Classic mode

What A Pay Off! Win $1M total

Academy Award Obtain all Trophies

I Want It All! Achieve 100% completion

The Chosen One Finish every level in RAD mode

Certified Professional Beat every challenge/Unlock RAD mode

Sausage Fried Rice Cleared all hot dog stand missions in Chun-nan

Lex Talionis Promoted to Sergeant

Exorcist Crush 6666 zombies.

Ah, finally some peace and quiet Collected all Collectibles

Thrasher Cover Get the cover of Thrasher

Living on the Edge Riding a cliff edge for so long was intense. Maybe not very smart, but very cool.

Adept Ghoul Achieve a merciless victory with The Ghoul using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

Fully Localized Reached 11000 total Rip score.
20/11000

I Have A Wedding Tommorow Complete a level without getting hit.

Righteous Cause Clear the game without killing a noncombatant.

Half-baked puzzle Find the cake in "Test Chamber"

A Little Muscle Train a Guard.

Scion of the Uchiha [VR Master] Raised Sarada's Training Rank to 5.

Don't be suspicious!!! Give Stubbs a hand!

A Special Gift Bring the patrolling hunter's head to the Guard Room during "Mouth of Madness".

Toadstone Bind 50 different items.
A stone fashioned by the Don's underlings.
...It's rather moist.

Monster Hunter Defeat 30 bosses.

NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!!!!!!! Play 1,000 rounds of Versus

A $35K Round! Win $35,000 in one round

Poor Coordination Bail 750 number of times

Lone Wolf Finish the game using only a single flare.

Where's the Blueprints? Completed No Towers Allowed on at least Medium Difficulty

Let the Heavens Bleed Defeat the Chaos Invasion bonus wave.

Heretic Complete a public Co-op game in the Chaos Invasion mission.

Pull the Plug Drain every pool and fountain in career mode

Alex's Luggage Combination Beat a Rock Band 3 score of 12,345,678.

Bass Apprentice 5 Starred on Easy (or 3 Starred on a higher difficulty) 25 Rock Band 3 songs.

Untouchable Clear the E.G.G. STATION ZONE without taking any damage.

Influencer Create a "My Banner"

Flying fish Beat the gold medal time for Nightswimming

Need A Bigger Bank Account Obtained 25,000,000 MRP in total.

Watto's Wares Upgrade any pod attribute to MAX.

Precise sat-nav Reach the destination you have set

True Nektar Return all seeds to Twin Sister and break the Virtuous Cycle.

No Lifer Complete a run in The Virtuous Cycle with the Dark Form Obsidian Shell Shade.

Off With Their Heads! Execute 20 hunters in one scene.

Tanks Very Much Achieve level 10 and gain the Tank Role

Pack Rat Collect a large number of items.

-1 Beat level -1 in 'The Magnetic 10' challenge on 'Junkyard Funk'

Jacob & Esau You are just like your father...

No Help Needed Earn a podium in an online event with assists turned off

Shutout Defeat an "Advanced" or higher A.I. without being scored on (10 balls or more).

In A Fowl Mood Completed Chicken on at least Medium Difficulty

Keymaster Find all the keys scattered throughout the levels.