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Killed 10 Frostclaws Killed 10 Frostclaw machines.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Event Planner Complete all of the open world Events.

Capture the Moments Complete all the Genie Moments sketches.

The Spirit of Mordor Start a Riot by commanding a Warchief to attack another Warchief.

30 Kills: Mag 5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Mag 5

Bearer of the Shining Lamp Collect 100% of the Ithildin.

A Quarter-Furlong at a Time Finish first in 3 different Street Races.

Someone Call A Doctor? Purchase the Snooze Bomb from ThiefNet

A Broad Base Reach Loyalty level 1 with all Associates.

12 Days of Pandora Mastered the technology of Pandora

Furious Destroy twenty vehicles by ramming them.

Man of the People Save the farmer.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Death Mode: Touch The People Complete the Death Mode level.

Bad Sushi Do not feed the Hungry Idol any red fish

Lockjaw Destroy every Roboshark

My Brother is an Italian Plumber Killed an enemy plumber-style

The Artist of Denska Known as "the street artist who brought Denska back to life".

Throwback Master Throw Back a Grenade and Defeat 2 Enemies at Once

Iron of Death Issue a Death Threat, and then successfully kill the target.

Keys to the City Acquire all of the Gang Upgrades.

Distress Flare Answer the call for help

Death Mode: Event Horizon #2 Complete the Death Mode level.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 80 Treasures

Death Mode: Disasteroids Complete the Death Mode level.

The Root Of Evil Complete Memory Sequence 5.

Chief Inspector Complete 100% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Cerevisaphile Sample every beer brand in London.

Fundamentals Complete the Basic Tutorial

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Super hero Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Must've Left it Open Lockpick 5 doors.

Duel-icious Won a duel against another player

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

Head Hunter Use the Precision ability to rack up three head shots in rapid succession.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

Fully Researched Houdini Splicer Fully research the Houdini Splicer

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

Facemelter Killed 25 enemies with corrosive weapons

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.