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Genocidiary Kill 53 597 Zombies

The Knowledge Find all collectibles in the campaign

Top The Midnight Club You won 20 different multiplayer standard races.

Cactus Makes Perfect Earn 200 vanquishes as a Cactus

Not my First Time Complete mission "G-Spotlight" without falling from the rooftops.

Appalachian HOA Build 100 C.A.M.P. Items

Supreme Teen Finish Shadows of Rose on Hardcore difficulty.

Elder Unlock one of the 4 Ultimate talents

Run Power Collect Power-up

Double Whammy 2X Disable two switches within 0.5 seconds of each other

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! Destroy 10 enemies distracted by cigarettes during one mission.

Instant Sushi Vanquish the summoned beast in the watery depths

Good night sweet prince Comfort a Buddy and ease his passing

Was That Yours? Defeated a boss with its own weapon

Turbocharged Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Turbocharged'.

Locked and Loaded Collect and use every base weapon in the game.

Assassin Behind Closed Doors Successfully complete 30 Ninja Kills during story mode.

Sky-High Roller Buy an insanely expensive car.

Staying Alive Return to the game as a human character.

Hidden Human Hive Harvest Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Toilet Break Demolish a public toilet on each map

Steezy Down the Spine S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

The Optional Mandate Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)

Sawing Logs Defeat Dreadwood

Smash all 45 Billboards Awarded when you've smashed through all 45 billboards

Double the distance Snipe enemies over a cumulative distance of a double marathon

Indigestion Complete Belly of the Beast

If You Are Going Through Hell, Keep Going Complete the secret level 'The Road To Dawn'

Split the Watermelon Bring the watermelon to Yorda upon completing 2nd time through

Online Warrior Beat 10 opponents in online versus mode.

God of the Fools Defeat God of the Fools.

Teamwork Create six strike teams or earn 25 assist medals in multiplayer mode.

Unfriendly Skies Shoot down 30 Afflicted in mid-jump in the main campaign.

Cain Hold 55 or more pennies at one time

Renowned Art Expert Obtain 45 pieces of Treasure Art.

Say "No" to Pots Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Sucker Punch Use a melee attack to hit 25 floating enemies. (Single-Player)

Well, I Heard Them Scream Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

A Soul Coalesces Edited a player license.

Two Birds, One Stone In Die Maschine, kill the two split Megatons with one shot.

Link Level 20 Story - Raise Link Level to 20.

Gun Nut All weapons scanned.

Velocity Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Velocity'.

Highly decorated Earn 1 of every ribbon in competitive multiplayer

Mission Accomplished Complete a story quest.

Deincarnated Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Got This Figured Out Use a coach to pick up all 8 prostitutes in the mission "The Fuzz Ball".

With Authority! Score the final point of a match using a Super Throw.

Unexpected Guests Completed Chapter 6.

Sniffing Around Completed your Iron Maus comic collection