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T-Bone: Unfixable Complete 20 Fixer contracts

You woke up granny! Keep pumping a balloon until it bursts.

Don’t touch the deck! In 'Dark Water' advance 90 meters towards the front of the ship without touching the deck.

The Search for Power Completely changed the cognition of Mementos.

Whirlwind You made short work of the tornado.

Grass Cutter Beat Fern in battle

Artisan Hero Win the Titan Cup.

Hold My Liber-tea! While using a jump pack, knock yourself into a ragdoll state.

Gentleman Thief Open three safes in the Campaign.

Casino of Jealousy: Bankrupted Completed the casino Palace.

Fully Stocked Secure every Supply Drop Blueprint

On a Golden Roll Collect 20 Golden Paw Prints and finish a rescue mission.

Combot, Annihilate! You cleared Stage 4 in Fight Lab.

Naughty little boys get what they deserve Kill 100 Zombie Snipers

Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Black Market Find the shady merchant

Full House Complete a Lakeshore Online playlist with 7 other players

Big Sister Defeated the Big SISTER 1/3

THUNDER DOWN UNDER Complete Story - THUNDER DOWN UNDER

All the Right Moves Film every Wingsuit Stunt

What Has Been, Will Be Again Defeat Dr. Neo Cortex… again.

River of Blood Complete the Bloody River in Additional Orders.

Awakened Ambition Completed "The One-Eyed Dragon's Castle."

Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Cloak and Dagger Access the Assassin Stash in the Swamps

Invincible Defeat Ustanak without anyone on your team being captured.

VIPs Only! Play a private match with your own custom rules.

Master Defender Obtain all shields.

Executed Complete all mission tasks.

Unilateral Disarmament Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all

Tank truck insignia 'West' Tank trucks can drive on all of Island 1's bridges.

Half-Pipe Karting Use the shortcut in Sewer Speedway.

Nothing is optional Complete all the optional objectives

Auto Dealer Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Just Getting Started Spend 30 minutes in Create Mode

Master of Akihabara Ordered from the special menu at the maid café.

Working Overtime Complete all Client Jobs in The City

Gear Up Enhanced your Exo-Rig for the first time

Ladies, Please Two girls revealed their true feelings.

Creature Comforter Deliver a wild animal to the Animal Shelter for the first time. (Animals required to complete orders do not count.)

And stay down, too! Defeat the Acolytes

Dweller of Strife Fight the Dweller of Strife

Survivor of The Center You defeated the Guardians of The Center!

Mint Condition Finish 3 consecutive missions without taking damage

The Bomber Defeat 50 enemies using Dual Proton Torpedoes with the Bomber ship class.

High Treason Defeat the Arch-Illager on Apocalypse difficulty.

"It's about life and death." Complete 'End of the Line' as Tyler.

The gathering Find all the collectible cards

JACKPOT! Roll 4 Targets in the first round of Tombstones

Bill of Goods Win 1 complete match in Survivor King of the Hill