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Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2