Profesor_Athrax

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Badges Collect all badges.

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion