Proctophile

Metal Guru Kill 8 Robots in the Intro

#1 on the Charts Lifetime Achievement Award

B Side Survived Day 2

I Want To Break Free Complete nightmare version of the "Affair with Death" mission

Prestige! Prestige once!

Hear No Evil Collect all Memory Shards in the Shout level

Gotta Patch 'Em All Unlock all Patches

Robot Rock Complete nightmare version of the "Italian Job" mission

Hold on to the Vision Complete your first True Cleaner challenge

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Paved with Good Intentions Collect all Memory Shards in the Trees level

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Love Me Don't Serenade 30 people

Curiosity Killed the Cat Collect all Memory Shards in the Steam level

Like A Ritual Complete nightmare version of the "Party's Over" mission

Tome of Fire II You sold the Tome of Fire II.

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Adept Shane Escape with Shane Wiigwaas using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

Factory Finish Restored Order at Haworth Labs

Just a Nudge Fully upgrade Strand Push

Animal Lover Complete 10 perfect Conservation captures in Orb Vallis.
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A Bright, Shiny Medal Did Your Duty

Tap Out Shut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks

Bad to the bone Complete nightmare version of the "Modern Art" mission

Master of the Flying Assassins Clear any challenge of the Heliport arena by throwing all enemies out.

Shouldn't These Be Red? Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels

Mind Blower Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt

Tome of Fire IV You sold the Tome of Fire IV.

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

The Hits Just Keep On Coming Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record

You've Read the Manual! Pull yourself close to your enemy with the Whip

Heavy Metal Complete nightmare version of the "Call in Dead" mission

Money Can't Buy Happiness Reach top standing with Solaris United.

Jugger-Not Kill 5 Juggernauts in Cambion Drift.
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Helter Smelter Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter

Cicada Tempest Unravel Haints after defeating them by throwing Larva Haints into them
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Bounty Hunter Complete 6 Bounties within 60 minutes while in Orb Vallis.
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All Good Things Come to an End Collect all Memory Shards in the Planes level

The Full Nicky Pole Dance Naked

Crouton of Joy Fully upgrade Crouton

All Night Radio Find all music discs

Tome of Curses IV You sold the Tome of Curses IV.

Tactical Chunder Threw vomit on an opposing pirate while they were wielding a sword.

Did Everyone See That? You used a heavy attack to knock a member of another crew off their ship.

Push Over Knocked Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo

Took 'em Down a Peg Defeat multiple Haints with the Cleansing Rend
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Going the Distance Unravel Haints after defeating them with the Amplified Rend
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Close Call Use Perfect Dodge while having low health times
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Demonstration of Violence Destroy the Robogirl at Chelomey