Proctophile

Listen Let it be.

This Chicken is Cooked Traverse at least 3725.95 buildings.

(Who needs an oven to cook a chicken when you can take matters into your own hand!)

My Hand Will Go On Collect 10 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(You run and run, and at last there is a light in the distance. Your loved ones meet you at the end of the road. They fearfully hold your hands, masking their tears with a false smile.

The water grows cold, and the sirens and screams slow to a pause. “Never let go,” you say, shivering but feeling safe within the warmth of their company. “We promise,” they say, “we will never let go, Jack.”

Those words gave you a sigh of relief, but it soon turned to concern as your name wasn’t Jack. You replayed those words in your head, tracing each nuance and overtone. But as quickly as those words faded into silence, so too did the promises.

You see the emptiness in their eyes. Even worse, you finally see yourself, as you really are. The ship is sinking. There is no future, there is no space on the door. And they let go, chuckling at the reference they were just dying to make.

But you still have nine lives left, amiright?)

Saving Up Have more than 3000 gems.

Atomic Heart Complete the game on Armageddon

Raccoon City Recruit In a public match, repair the generator on the 1st floor of the RPD station’s main hall and escape.

Road Half Empty Traverse 5000 buildings.

(You’re still almost there, objectively speaking.)

Year of the Otterrific Dragons Traverse 2024 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

(Who am I to shy away from a shameless plug? If I get to reuse artwork, I'm all for it!)

Grim Pilgrimage In a public match, repair the generator in the upper level of the Shrine and escape.

Reverse Bankruptcy Collect 100 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(I don't know what to write after that last one, tbh...)

Serial Killer In public matches, Sacrifice the Obsession 30 times.
0/30

The Other Baker's Dozen Street Traverse 0x221B (8731) buildings.

(Nice going, Sherlock. Also, it’s over 8000!!!!!)

Above and Beyond Traverse 10,000 buildings.

(This counts all buildings, including the main levels, the Unlimited Mode, and the Autodash/run Mode in Unlimited Mode.)

Big [R]oof Lose with one coin short of an extra life in Unlimited Mode.

(I’ve been informed I’ve been spending too much time working on these descriptions and should get back to work... Now I've gotta come up with 64 trophy icons, oof.)

Special Delivery Break the cables supporting a container without falling on the containers stage

Ground Allergy Complete a level without landing.

OMG, Music Is Soooo Coooool Collected all BGM.

Can We Keep Going? Clear Stage 13.

Building a Castle in the Air Clear Stage 15.

Nowhere Left to Go Collect every coin in Stage 15.

Around the World Start the first level and then start the last level without losing in between.

(Literally. Just do exactly that. Don’t think about it too hard. Then go flaunt this trophy and claim you beat every level in a single run because I'm sure you did...)

JULIET51 51 successful dropkicks.

Stay Hydrated! Place a Dried Ghast block into water

Time to Go Home Clear Stage 14.

Texas BBQ In public matches, hook 25 Survivors in the Basement. Once per Survivor per match.
0/25

It Keeps Getting Better Play for 10 hours.
5575/36000

Leapfrog girl Leapfrogged 10 times in a row.

The Mime Show your gratitude to any NPC after talking to them.

Cripple them all In public matches, with the Trapper, catch a total of 10 survivors in your Bear Traps.
0/10

Bells and Whistles Have 4 weapon mods on a single weapon.

Your Handywork is Impressive Collect every coin in Stage 12.

End of the Road Collect every coin in Stage 14.

Ymir Assault Rescue the arrested from the glaciers

The last king Rescue the last king from the Viking Lands

Rags to Riches Wear an outfit worth more than 5000 silver.

Adept Trapper In a public match, achieve a merciless victory with the Trapper using only his 3 unique perks.

Should We Keep Going? Collect every coin in Stage 13.

Not Today Sink an enemy ship while having 5% HP or lower.

Where Credit is Due Earn 100000 Credits.
8437/100000

Devoted Gatekeeping In public matches, sacrifice all survivors before the last generator is repaired, 15 times.
0/15

Adept David In a public match, escape with David using only his 3 unique perks.

The Key to Escape Escape through the Hatch using a Key in a public match.

Legendary Rooftop Conqueror This trophy is awarded for completing everything in Rooftop Runner! Share it with the world! Embrace your shiny platinum! And hey, it looks pretty nice in a mosaic too. Thanks for playing!

In the direction of deer Save the lost ones from Yggdrasil Way

I Can See My House From Here! Crest a rogue wave.

Home of Confederation of Ungwana Spyglass or interact with Jiwe.

Triggered In public matches, with The Hag, cause survivors to trigger her Phantasm traps 100 times.
0/100

Saviour of Venus Kill the boss in the Venus region and get to extraction.

End of Days Hook 15 Survivors during the End Game Collapse in public matches.
0/15

Coward Not my problem.