Proctophile

Exterminator of Beasts Defeat Hekatombe

Merchant Forager You delivered 50 Fruit Crates or Crates of Unprepared Ingredients.
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The Tower of Ascension! Complete The Tower of Ascension

Live Fast, Die! Complete the game in an hour and a half or under

UNDYING! Complete the main game with under 200 deaths

Dr. Fetus' Little Helper Unlock all other Trophies.

Devil Get the A+ Rank on all Levels in World 05.

Researcher Get the A+ Rank on all Levels in World 06.

Level completed Awarded for completing level 4

Mit Liebe Win "Alex's Love Letter"

Self Improvement Get Better Time

Merchant Voyager Received the Commendation for completing 250 Merchant Alliance Voyages.
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Veil Seeker Completed 100 Legend of the Veil Quests.
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Sector 6 Complete Sector 6

Squished Crush enemy

Did That Work? -- No! Turn colour ball black

The Super Mega Cart! Complete The Super Mega Cart

Don't Rush Me, I'm Thinking! Stay alive for 2 minutes on one level.

Level completed Awarded for completing level 5

Level completed Awarded for completing level 6

Level completed Awarded for completing level 7

Operator Kill 15 enemies in a single dead zone

Purger of Swamps Defeat Slygor'ulax

Hunter of Cursed Captains Received the Commendation for defeating 1,000 Skeleton Captains.
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Bronze before Brains Get bronze or higher on every time trial.

Silver Spoon in his Mouth Get silver or higher on every time trial.

Golden Furniture Get gold on every time trial.

Golden Hair Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode with perfect hair.

Run Sam, Run! Beat Speedrun Mode in one hour or less.

Iron Lung Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode by breathing in a maximum of 35 times, and never fainting.

Amazing Posture Beat Challenge- or Speedrun mode without going limp or double stepping (except you know when).

Retro Rampage! Complete all Cartridges

BEAT IT! Beat the full game and all carts!

Level completed Awarded for completing level 8

ESJ Complete all trophies

Daddy Love Win "Batter Up!" with Maximum Daddy Love

Magic Monk Beat "Sticky Remains" without using the 3rd Jump

Routes 66 Beat "Minivania" in under 2 minutes

Cheater On "Sticky Endings", get the Air-Sword ability while already having the Double-Jump ability

Reverso On "Sticky Endings", get the Double-Jump ability while already having the Air-Sword ability

Champion Win the game

No Thanks Win "A Jumping Massacre" without using teleporters

My mechanical friend Rescue Bubo

Sector 7 Complete Sector 7

Finale Final Cutscene

Valkyrie Win 100 ranked games through matchmaking

HOLY FECES! Unlock all the Trophies in Manual Samuel.

Dead God Do it all!

Retro God! 100% all Cartridges

A New You Complete a level after swapping honorifics while also wearing a hat.