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Ship This Fully upgrade the Jackdaw

"Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!" Chose the Path of Vengeance

Journey: "Limner, Dreamer, and Robotic Dog" Discover the secret to be found within Elynas.

Mine Is Cuter Than Yours! Defeat the Redstone Monstrosity with any Ministrosity Pet equipped.

Master Predator Activate five types of Control Unit effects at the same time.

Blue Moon Thwart Schicksal's ambitions and succeed in preventing the Devouring Apocalypse.

Sumeru: Forest Roamer Unlock all Teleport Waypoints in the following areas in Sumeru: Avidya Forest, Lokapala Jungle, Ardravi Valley, Ashavan Realm, Vissudha Field, Lost Nursery, and Vanarana.

California Gold Find all gold in "The Diaries of Agent Silent Death"

It takes more than brawn... Learn a new Camping skill

Investigation Complete Find all readables in "The Diaries of Agent Silent Death"

Burning Up After consuming a Burning Brew, defeat a Mob using a weapon with the Fire Aspect enchantment.

Ear Protection Recommended Activate the Gong of Weakening 6 times in 5 seconds.

U-turn String together: wallrun, wallrun, turn, swing, jump. [Pure Time Trials]

Pod Popper Destroy 50 explosive spore pods with Weapons or Abilities.
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Heterochromia Give the patient heterochromia.

Waveriding Treasure Hunter (II) Open 120 chests in the Court of Fontaine Region, Belleau Region, and Beryl Region.

Burning Ears Find all Chirpers
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Ever A Splinter Stop a Templar plot (complete Sequence 12, Memory 5)

Fool's Luck Succeeded a Call with <15% of Success

Guardian of the Far East Wade into danger to rescue the Far East Branch from its predicament.

Rookie Reach maximum level with any Crisis Kit.

Hoard Mode Survive five consecutive waves without spending any Credits

Fontaine: Font of All Waters (I) Unlock all Teleport Waypoints in the following areas in Fontaine: Court of Fontaine Region, Belleau Region, and Beryl Region.

"There. You happy now?" Chose the Least Popular Item from the Store

Corpse Aplenty Eliminate 10,000 Zombies

"These Are a Few of My..." ...Favorite Things.

Lab Rat Equip a Research Perk into every slot of any Crisis Kit. 

Avoidable Survive being afflicted by Voided x999.

Waveriding Treasure Hunter (IV) Open 40 treasure chests in the Morte Region and Erinnyes Forest.

Stipend Gained Find all gold in "The Deeds of Captain Wilkins"

Farsight Get 3 Kills with a single use of the Gravemaker Scorestreak

Intel Acquired Find all readables in "The Deeds of Captain Wilkins"

Cartographer Visit every location in the game

Trial by Fire Complete all secret Nether levels on any Apocalypse Plus difficulty.

Big Spender Spend 20,000 Credits
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I am the Danger Dismember 100 limbs in Riot Mode
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Quicksand Treasure Hunter (III) Open a total of 240 treasure chests in Hypostyle Desert, Land of Upper Setekh, and Land of Lower Setekh.

Glow and Behold Complete the Radiant Ravine secret mission on any Apocalypse Plus difficulty.

Bubble Trouble Using the Bubble Bow, have 10 mobs bubbled at the same time.

Journey: Semnai Sans Shadow Meet a mysterious fairy on Erinnyes.

Blow The Man Down Shoot down all the hanging bodies in Long Bay

Greenwood Treasure Hunter (III) Open a total of 400 treasure chests in Avidya Forest, Lokapala Jungle, Ardravi Valley, Ashavan Realm, Vissudha Field, Lost Nursery, and Vanarana.

Seafood Skewer Defeat 10 mobs with a single Trident explosion.

Adorable Explorer Complete Lower Temple on Apocalypse difficulty with the desert rabbit as your companion.

The Eponymous Squid That was strange...

The Necromancer Talk to every dead
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I Heard You Like Upgrades Fully upgrade Ol' Tessie

The Beat Of Your Heart Replace the heart with something else.

EXTRA: Big Troubler Defeat 1 Bat Dragon.

About As Politically Correct As Fur Give the patient a... scarf.