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Apollo's Creed Defeated Asteroid Processor 13-B "Rocky" patrolling Europa

Failed Experiment Defeated the Chimera in the Asteroid belt

Fortress Breached Defeated the "Invincible Space Fortress" at the L1 Lagrange point

Demolitions Expert Destroyed the capital ship construction facility above Luna

Auto-Spaghettification Defeated the V.S.S. Schwarzschild above Deimos

Valor and War Defeated the Neriene class Prototype Dreadnaught above Mars

Unlock Picard-class Fighter A marvel of French engineering.

Unlock Ophiuchus-class Cruiser I want these monkey-fighting snakes off this monday-to-friday spaceship!

Unlock Minotaur-class Bomber If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough!

Clear the game in under an hour Like a blue hedgehog in space!

Clear the game in under 55 minutes Now try to keep up. I fly really freakin' fast.

Clear the game in under 50 minutes Warp Factor 9.5

Clear the game in under 45 minutes Even sparkling-gold hedgehogs can't keep up

Clear the game in under 40 minutes Now, THIS is speedrunning!

Achieve a score of 50,000,000 50 is a lot of millions!

Achieve a score of 100,000,000 Well done, pilot!

Achieve a score of 150,000,000 Fantastic flying!

Achieve a score of 200,000,000 Absolutely incredible! A top-tier performance indeed!

Achieve a score of 250,000,000 Legends will be told of this for ages to come.

Achieve a score of 300,000,000 Few people believed this could even be possible...

Achieve a score of 350,000,000 We all just want you to know that we're really proud of you. And I'm including everyone in that statement. We all love you, all of us.

Achieve a score of 400,000,000 When news of your score came out, people began weeping in the streets. Celebrations were held. Babies were conceived.

Achieve a score of 450,000,000 Civilizations have been founded based on the legend of the possibility this high of a score. Thank you for validating the existence of all those believers.

Achieve a score of 500,000,000 In the end, all will be points. No numbers will exist other than to display this monumental score. The universe is forever changed and you are the architect of this new reality.

Bloodthirsty Sink 10000 boats.
95/10000

Obsessed Sink 100000 boats.
95/100000

Your Ship Is My Ship! Board 100 boats.
0/100

Boarding Baron Board 1000 boats.
0/1000

Last Second Clutch Destroy the convoy at the last moment (at 95% progress or more).

Foe Shall Not Pass! Protect the convoy and destroy 30 attackers.
3/30

Hard worker Reach 30 Days

SMH: Old Hat Complete all training modules for Sherman Hill

100 megapoints Get 100 million points

200 megapoints Get 200 million points

500 megapoints Get 500 million points

1 gigapoint Get 1 billion points

LockDown Complete the Game on Normal Mode without Dying

Archineer Recruit Survive 10 straight days of Antonia Defense