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Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

They were cute Kill 25 Butterflies

I think this one is old Kill 100 Scorpions

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

I hope this is it Kill 25 Spiders

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

But not cute enough Kill 50 Butterflies

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

There were more... Kill 50 Spiders

This wasn't easy Kill an Area Boss

Starting Complete Area 1

Shouldn't it be on the sea? Kill a Manta

Annoying as always Kill 50 Mosquitos

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

Getting Better Complete Area 2

This is it, right? Complete Area 3

Platinum Ship Get all the trophies

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Recurring Nightmare Face your biggest fears and keep your sanity

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

Zsasz Cut Down To Size Save Dr. Young from being killed by Victor Zsasz

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3