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Dead Letters Gather all "Letters of the Lost".

Sentence the Judge Defeat King Minos

Butcher Perform 200 Glory Kills

Precious Find a Beatrice stone

A Friend in Need Find and free Dandelion.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Mastered the Jungle Obtain all the Trophies.

Leader of the Pack Compare Statistics with Friends

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Lovers Torn Asunder Defeat Marc Antony

Tough Nut Finish the story on hard difficulty level.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

The Great Worm Defeat Cerberus

Hangman Defeat 20 enemies with gunfire by aiming while hanging.

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Up to the challenge Complete one challenge in the campaign

Demon Slayer Kill 30 Demons

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Footsteps of a Traitor Find 10 pieces of silver

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Hotel California Fight through the Halperin Hotel to make contact with the authorities.

Beat School: Bass Boss Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Danger! Danger! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Underworld Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Kalimba Magic Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: 8-Bit Melody Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.