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Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

I Got a Zombie Army and You Can't Harm Me Perform 25 perfect defensive moves.
4/25

No Rest for the Living Play 5 published SnapMaps

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Masterpiece Perform a 200 hit combo

Up Close and Personal Kill 50 enemies using the Chainsaw

S.O.S. Complete Chapter 7 on any difficulty setting

Up to No Good Infiltrate the village. Complete "Back on the Grid" on any difficulty.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Crossing the Thin Blue Line Complete the "Lockup" mission

Charted! - Normal Finish the game in Normal Mode.

Apex Predator Knock down 10 Apex Variants.

0/10

Friends Like These Encounter a mysterious... benefactor? Well, that's what she'd call herself, anyway.

Operations Win 1 round of Operations in multiplayer

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

All Endings... Saw all endings.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Strange Transmissions Complete Chapter 8 on any difficulty setting

Get off my ship! Kill the Slug Boss

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Everybody Dance Now Simultaneously shock 5 monsters with electricity

Inspector Inspect another player.

Seduced by the City 100% Complete CTNS: The Heist

Frenemies Complete the "Old Friends" mission

One Way Ticket Make it to Westminster. Complete "Mind the Gap" on any difficulty.

Steel Skull, Glass Jaw Complete the "Bring the Hammer Down" mission

Wreckage Complete Chapter 9 on any difficulty setting

Storm Warning Win Your First Career Race.

Phalanx's Trophy Slayer of Demon "Phalanx"

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

BEYOND: TWO SOULS™ MASTER Collected all trophies!

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

Friends in High Places Complete Friends in High Places

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Air Alert Zero-G Jump over 100 times

30 Kills: Wes - 44 Defeat 30 enemies with the Wes - 44.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Punisher Punish 10 enemies (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).
1/10

Armstrong Shoot 50 objects using Kinesis

Welcome to WW3 Save the US Vice President. Complete "Goalpost" on any difficulty.

Keeper of the Faith Complete Chapter 10 on any difficulty setting

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

The Guide Collect all Virgil commentaries

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.