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Off the Scales Weighed a heavy ocean fish (weight 200+).

Crustacean Conqueror Defeated the Crab King.

Ancient Secrets Powered up the Ancient Archives.

Faster than the Fox As a Norse tribal, control the entirety of Sicily before 1047.

Catomic Bomb Experience Catomic Bomb on the Exploding Kittens Pinball table (Single player only).

Path To Mastery Surmounted the Great Wall without getting hit once

Gofers Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on No Good Gofers™

Friend of d6 All Developer medals.

Collector Find and retrieve all the story mode collectible recordings.

Weave Good-Bye Defeated the Ancient Fuel Weaver.

Salty Sailor Spent 10 days on the water.
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Friend to the Shellderly Reached max friendship level with Pearl.
0/10

Just a Phase Defeated the Celestial Champion.

Tree Hugger Grew an Above-Average Tree.

Monkey Business Became Wonkey.

Iberian Hostilities End the Iberian struggle through means of force.

Glorious victory Repel the attack of the robber knights against Camelot on Excalibur! (Single player only.)

True Neural Make 100 Synchronous Shots on the Pacific Rim Pinball table.

Destroy the Dam Perform a Super Skill Shot on the Goat Simulator Pinball table.

Top Chef Completed the Cookbook.
0/80

Green Thumb Completed the Plant Registry.
0/33

Canute the Greater As an unreformed tribal, form the North Sea Empire.

Evil AI unplugged Defeat SHODAN in the final Cyberspace battle on the System Shock Pinball table.

Balanced Chakram Convert the ball into the Balanced Chakram on the Xena pinball table!

A few more steps Reach Player Level 75.

Now I see you! Lock balls and start Multiball 3 times on the PIN·BOT™ table in a single game.

Billionaire Reach 1 billion bankroll

Funhouse Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Funhouse™

Knight Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Black Knight™

Taxi Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Taxi™

Elvira Party Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Elvira and the Party Monsters™

Central Park Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Central Park™

Unchained As a Civilian, use bolt cutters to remove 15 chains or padlocks.
5/15

I found the Car! As a Civilian, escape with a car full of residents.

Pincushion As Michael, kill 15 victims with thrown weapons.
2/15

Basque In My Glory Embrace the Basque paganism faith during the Iberian struggle.

Rich in Diversity As a character of a faith with Jizya or Tax Nonbelievers doctrines, have ten vassals of other faiths

Knight Rider Complete all missions on the Knight Rider Pinball table.

King of the Hill Defeat all riders and get Rank#1 in the motocross race on Banzai Run™.

Dragonslayer Defeat a dragon on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ Pinball table!

Centaur Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Centaur™

Vladimir's Second Choice As a North Germanic Asatruan, convert yourself and all of Russia to Islam.

Miklagarðaríki As an Asatru, hold the kingdom of Thessalonika with a title other than Byzantium.

A Thousand and One Night Orchestrate a Grand Wedding where the Spouses become Soulmates

The Captain Start building a new starship on the Star Trek™ Pinball: Kelvin Timeline table (Single player only).

Daybreak Complete the wizard mode on the Battlestar Galactica Pinball table.

Maxed Out Reach Player Level 100.

I am the Black Knight! Spell BLACK and shoot the Skyway on the Black Knight™ 2000 pinball table.

Mastermind Solve every case in a single game on the WHO dunnit™ table.

Big Gun Blast away your enemies with the BFG on DOOM™ Pinball.