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Off the Scales Weighed a heavy ocean fish (weight 200+).

Crustacean Conqueror Defeated the Crab King.

Ancient Secrets Powered up the Ancient Archives.

Eye for an Eye Defeated an Eye of Terror.

Faster than the Fox As a Norse tribal, control the entirety of Sicily before 1047.

Legacy of The Campeadores Create and rule the kingdom of Valencia as an heir to El Cid.

Catomic Bomb Experience Catomic Bomb on the Exploding Kittens Pinball table (Single player only).

True Neural Make 100 Synchronous Shots on the Pacific Rim Pinball table.

Comet Roller Coaster Make four Comet Rides whithin their time limits on the Comet™ table.

Central Park Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Central Park™

Weave Good-Bye Defeated the Ancient Fuel Weaver.

Smells Fishy Caught an ocean fish.

Friend to the Shellderly Reached max friendship level with Pearl.
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Just a Phase Defeated the Celestial Champion.

Tree Hugger Grew an Above-Average Tree.

Monkey Business Became Wonkey.

Glorious victory Repel the attack of the robber knights against Camelot on Excalibur! (Single player only.)

Balanced Chakram Convert the ball into the Balanced Chakram on the Xena pinball table!

A few more steps Reach Player Level 75.

Destroy the Dam Perform a Super Skill Shot on the Goat Simulator Pinball table.

Now I see you! Lock balls and start Multiball 3 times on the PIN·BOT™ table in a single game.

Billionaire Reach 1 billion bankroll

Funhouse Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Funhouse™

Knight Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Black Knight™

Taxi Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Taxi™

Elvira Party Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Elvira and the Party Monsters™

Salty Sailor Spent 10 days on the water.
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Top Chef Completed the Cookbook.
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Green Thumb Completed the Plant Registry.
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Canute the Greater As an unreformed tribal, form the North Sea Empire.

Iberian Hostilities End the Iberian struggle through means of force.

Evil AI unplugged Defeat SHODAN in the final Cyberspace battle on the System Shock Pinball table.

King of the Hill Defeat all riders and get Rank#1 in the motocross race on Banzai Run™.

Dragonslayer Defeat a dragon on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ Pinball table!

Centaur Wizard Complete the Standard and Wizard Goals on Centaur™

Basque In My Glory Embrace the Basque paganism faith during the Iberian struggle.

Daybreak Complete the wizard mode on the Battlestar Galactica Pinball table.

Knight Rider Complete all missions on the Knight Rider Pinball table.

Maxed Out Reach Player Level 100.

I am the Black Knight! Spell BLACK and shoot the Skyway on the Black Knight™ 2000 pinball table.

Mastermind Solve every case in a single game on the WHO dunnit™ table.

Big Gun Blast away your enemies with the BFG on DOOM™ Pinball.

The Wanderer Reach level five on the Fallout™ Pinball table.

Love Conquers All Rescued Mariko as the True Love

Bicep Curling Obtain boxer level 15 in OWC

Painter Get a 100% line bonus in Challenge Mode.

Champion Complete all stages with platinum medals.

Legend Complete all stages, including the mirror stages, with platinum medals.

Vladimir's Second Choice As a North Germanic Asatruan, convert yourself and all of Russia to Islam.

Miklagarðaríki As an Asatru, hold the kingdom of Thessalonika with a title other than Byzantium.