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First Success Complete an alien organ transplant.

Tofu Smack Down! Clear the secret stage.

Elbow Grease Repair 10 locks or safes using Mechanical Repair

Pushed The Button You foolishly pushed the button in the Hollywood Sewers

Civilized Convince the Mannerites to stop eating people

Regicide Kill an alien ruler the first time you encounter it

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Persona Non Grata Get Ranger Team Delta sent after you

Blast From The Past Learn Combat Shooting

Matter Over Mind Defeat an Avatar with a SPARK unit

No Looking Back Beat the game in Ironman mode on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Hell Bent For Leather Help Chris Van Graas Jr. become mayor of Rodia

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Divine Retribution Help Retribution Jones take over Hollywood

Sinners And Saints Make peace between Hollywood and the Bastion

Call Of The Wild Use Animal Whisperer to charm 20 animals

Little Light Win a Night Stage in Championships.

Self Made Millionaire Earn a total of 1,000,000CR in Custom Championships.

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Relics Of A Bygone Age Find all hidden shrines in the game

Now I Am The Master Use all ruler armor abilities in a single mission

Pass the Sauce Ari Fully upgrade the Peugeot 205 T16 Evo 2.

Scavenger Find all of the world map caches

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Too Much Time On Yer Hands Dig up all the holes at Redondo Beach

I Am Legend Complete Matthias' quest to kill in LA

It Takes Two Form a level 3 bond between two soldiers

Life's Too Short Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minutes 40 seconds.

Can't Stop the Fighting Perform three offensive actions against the same target with a Skirmisher in a single turn

Our Finest Hour Beat the game on Impossible difficulty.

The Brains Of The Operation Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Not Monkeying Around Complete the game with a Ranger dressed in a gorilla costume

Rise of the Robots Complete a mission with three or more SPARK units in the squad

Tunnel Vision Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 800ml of blood

Wasteland Historian Read every lore entry in the game

The Cartel Win an event at 8 rallycross locations using Bakkerud's or Doran's Audi S1 EKS RX quattro

Ninja Skills Slip through the trap without a scratch.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

PAIN and Mane Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse

Best Surgeon In The Universe Complete all 6 secret transplants.

King of the Wasteland Collect all trophies

Not Throwing Away My Shot Kill an alien ruler while it attempts to escape

Percolated Fill three of an Engineer's Perk Slots.

The Fastest & Strongest Get Level A on all the Action Stages.

A Continental Fellow Win the game from each of the 5 starting locations.

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 800ml of blood.