Postal

Gone but not for cotton Where would you even store them?!
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Road Trip That thing wouldn't have fit onto the street anyway.
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The plot thickens You won't rest until you've reached maximum efficiency.
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Fix me up Seriously, you should consider a membership card.
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It's sow easy Planting one bean will yield much green.
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Highly cultivated I'm a little proud of this one myself.
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Rusty The Museum needs help.
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The Ultimate King Beat the game with all 3 character classes.

Tutti-Frutti The legend of the golden apple.
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The Beat Goes On Completed all beats at 100BPM or higher, or half of the beats at 180BPM or higher

Falling with Style KO 10 opponents with Slide-Charged Signature Attacks in matchmaking games

Big City Tour Winner Win the Big City Tour

Gold Artist Finished the Endless Setlist 2 in World Tour on Hard

Arctic Tour Winner Win the Arctic Tour

Over 9000! With the power of farm balls for even more yield.
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M'Lady Have a Wife.

Master of Survival Get level 10 in Survival.

The Mighty Deflector Use your shield to defend against a Bolt Storm on Snow Storm City

It's Full Of Cars Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE

Mind The Mine Hit an opponent with a level 1 secondary weapon on Gridlock River

Dribbling off Your Face Hit opponents with the same Spike Ball 4 times in a matchmaking game.

Speeder Use a Supercharger and for the duration of the boost don't hit a wall on Tourist Trap

Farming is in our nature Plant today - harvest tomorrow.

Coat Tails Follow an opponent into his or her Warp on the Terraced Drop track

Air to Air Combat Hit an opponent in the air with a Swarm on Skyscraper Hop

Shocker Hit three opponents with a single Chain Bolt on the Fortress track

Dance Party Hit three opponents with a single Sonic Bomb on Iceberg Edge

Platinum Artist Finished the Endless Setlist 2 in World Tour on Expert

Camera Boom Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions

Air Defense Use your shield to defend against any attack whilst in the air on Downhill Peak

You're Telling Me the Sky Forged This? Buy a Skyforged item from the store.

Undisputed Champion Come 1st in every race, collect all the tokens and complete all the race objectives in the Far East Tour

City Slicker Come 1st in every race, collect all the tokens and complete all the race objectives in the Big City Tour

My Stumps Remove 100 stumps.

Jack of All Trades Reach level 5 with 50 Legends

Ice Cool Champion Come 1st in every race, collect all the tokens, and complete all the race objectives in the Arctic Tour

Secret Santa Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa

I... am not... drunk Be drunk (100%).

Strider Visit every village during one dynasty.

Well earned rest Sleep in your bed every night for the entire year.

Halfway There! Right!? Reach account level 50.

Hunting Royale Kill every type of wild animal during one dynasty.

Master of Extraction Get level 10 in Extraction.

Check Out My Fresh Kicks Reach level 10 with a Battle Boots Legend.

Firstborn Have an Heir.

Warm-blooded Survive winter with no clothes on.

Everyone's a Winner Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

I'd Rather Be SHINAYYY Buy a Goldforged item from the store.

Drastic Dancer Achieve 20 Consecutive "Feeling the Music" Moves

Village Reach Village development level.