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My Stumps Remove 100 stumps.

Ice Cool Champion Come 1st in every race, collect all the tokens, and complete all the race objectives in the Arctic Tour

Secret Santa Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa

I... am not... drunk Be drunk (100%).

Well earned rest Sleep in your bed every night for the entire year.

Strider Visit every village during one dynasty.

Farming is in our nature Plant today - harvest tomorrow.

Halfway There! Right!? Reach account level 50.

Check Out My Fresh Kicks Reach level 10 with a Battle Boots Legend.

Hunting Royale Kill every type of wild animal during one dynasty.

Master of Extraction Get level 10 in Extraction.

Firstborn Have an Heir.

Warm-blooded Survive winter with no clothes on.

Drastic Dancer Achieve 20 Consecutive "Feeling the Music" Moves

Everyone's a Winner Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

I'd Rather Be SHINAYYY Buy a Goldforged item from the store.

Wall Cleaner KO 25 opponents by dash-jumping into a Ground Pound Attack in matchmaking games

Village Reach Village development level.

Club Hopper Achieve Full Stage Progression in Nightclub

Must have been the wind Sell 50 of the stolen goods during one dynasty.

Gettin’ Hoff Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode

I may not be good at it after all... Get caught stealing 50 times during one dynasty.

Babyface Shaved my face.

Hit for the Cycle Hit opponents with all 6 of a Legend's Signature Attacks in 10 different matchmaking games.

Trill Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

Now I Can Use Black in Strikeout Reach level 25 with 3 Legends

Closure Finish the main quest.

Town Reach Town development level.

Village Manager Have at least 50 inhabitants.

Master of Farming Get level 10 in Farming.

Master of Diplomacy Get level 10 in Diplomacy.

Caveman Have mine built on every cave on the map.

LumberJACKED Finish the quest by bringing 1000 logs.

City Reach City development level.

To Hell and Back Reach Wave 26 in Horde mode with Damage set to 100% or lower

Tank of Doom Destroy 10,000 enemy tanks.

Calypso Cruisin' Complete all Calypso Tutorials

Ludicrous Speed Complete the game in campaign mode in 60 minutes or less without leaving the action. (1 or 2 players)

I wasn't even looking Hit the archery target and get 100 or more points.

Hedgehog Impale an animal with 4 spears while it's still alive.

I will pay next month, I swear Have a tax debt of at least 5000 coins.

Master of Hunting Get level 10 in Hunting.

Sandbagger Lose a Ranked 1v1 match, opt into a rematch, change Legend, and win the rematch.

Bone Smoker Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times

High Stakes Hot Potato Catch 15 Bouncy Bombs in a row in Catch Bombs Training without frame-stepping.

No Spam Zone KO 10 opponents in Ranked 1v1 matches using only Light Attacks.

The Split Difference Reach level 10 with a Chakram Legend.

Sore Spotting Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow

Cumbia Crackin' Complete all Cumbia Tutorials