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Parley Pistol Whip every enemy on the bridge in R U Afraid on any difficulty

Axeman's Jazz Kill 10 elite walkers by braining them with the Esteemed Mortal

All the Angels and Saints Collect every angel statue and bring them back to the bus

Symbiosis Unlock every plot in Overgrowth

A Wheely Good Time Complete the A Wheely Good Time Objective

Completist Complete all events in the 2048 Campaign

Paradise Lost Make your way to Milton.

Neophyte Win your first Extreme-Khana race in V-Rally Mode

Good Spot When the spotter recommends you take the Joker on the first lap, do so and then win the race.

Jacob & Esau You are just like your father...

You May Feel A Light Tapping Perform a teeth transplant in under 3 minutes.

Turret destroyer Destroyed a g-noid's turret.

This Is How the West Was Won Earn at least 3 stars on all songs in The Warehouse.

Meet The New Boss Finish setting up your new team.

Special Modifications Acquired 50 components for your starfighters.

Lethal Love letter Mud and Thunder - Complete the mission with a 2 star rating.

Sunny Collected all Sun Medals

Restless Ride a total of 24 hours in any game mode

SEND IT Win at Estering in Kevin Eriksson's Ford Fiesta Rallycross (MK8)

Tapered Earn an accuracy rating of 90% or higher in any scene ("Classic" style only)

Earth First Beat the game on Classic difficulty.

Angel of Mercy Help save Johanka from the most grievous charge of heresy!

Moar Wheel Drive Fully upgrade a 4WD vehicle.

The Long Road Complete a 25%+ distance race.

No Problem Finish any chapter without collecting any armor-recovery items.

Bass Apprentice 5 Starred on Easy (or 3 Starred on a higher difficulty) 25 Rock Band 3 songs.

He's a Wrecking Machine Master Destruction events

The Devils You Know Complete "The Devils You Know"

Dark Matter Eliminate 300 Human Enemies

Unstoppable Ace Destroyed 250 starfighters in Dogfight matches.

Mask of Immortality Attain 'Undying Glory'.

Tag Partner Upload a Multiplayer score or time.

Steel Titan Earn all trophies

Take the night off Finish Death without harming the dancers

Like clockwork Beat the gold medal time for Is That All There Is

Ice Caves Complete the second area of Shoemaker

Completionist Unlock all craftables and complete the story

Master of the Craft Unlock all craftables (including found recipes)

Virtually A Pro Win the 'Hyper Tournament India' Event in Tour on Gold Star difficulty.

You had one job! Drink yourself into oblivion with Ambrose!

Gravel specialist Drive more than 620 miles (1,000 km) on gravel in solo mode

Practically Licensed Complete all procedures.

The Right Blueprints Pass all tracks on the Awesome Adventure event

Eternal Life Obtain the Ankh.

Fully Localized Reached 11000 total Rip score.
70/11000

Follow Your Dreams Make and play through a custom game pack.

How did that work? Emote while standing on an emote switch.

Racket Man Successfully defend 25 break points as a Male player.

Riot Act Play a Versus game online.

Deadly Arsenal Purchase all of the final tier hunter weapons