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Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Hoarder Save up 2007 dirhams

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Masquerader Obtain the two disguises in Baghdad

Serving the Light Reach the maximum Hidden One Rank

The Head of the Snake Eliminate the Head of the Order

Up in Smoke Affect 20 guards with smoke bombs

Bal kullun mumkin Discover Basim's past

Ambush Have 10 guards trigger traps

Eagle's Eye Kill 75 guards with throwing knives

Riddle Me This Obtain a treasure by solving an enigma

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Fearless Synchronize all Viewpoints in the Baghdad region

Attention Seeker Distract 10 guards with noisemakers

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Unstoppable Kill 5 guards with one use of Assassin's Focus

Defender of the People Complete 10 faction contracts

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Patron of Sell-Swords Pay mercenaries 5 times

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

Patron of the Arts Pay musicians 5 times

Patron of Industry Pay merchant groups 5 times

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Eagle's Will Survive 10 minutes in open conflict

Professor Pulverized Defeat Ripper Roo.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Tools of the Trade Fully upgrade all tools

Curio Collector Pickpocket all 18 artifacts and bring them to Dervis

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Scholar Bring all 7 lost books to Al-Jahiz

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Gifted Escapist Collapse 20 scaffolding structures

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Explorer Explore all the Baghdad region territories

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate 10 guards while blending with the crowd

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Self-Improvement Unlock 23 Skills

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.