Pijote

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

A New Hope Earn all trophies

Fashion's Creed Equip a Legendary Armor set.

Digit Chase Rear Touch Panel Prize Complete Digit Chase Rear Touch Panel Stage in 20 seconds or under.

Digit Chase Flick and Drag Prize Complete Digit Chase Flick and Drag Stage 20 seconds or under.

Hero for Hire Win your first on land conquest battle in any region (excluding Megaris in Hero's Journey).

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Sound Loop Prize Create 20 Sound Balls in Sound Loop.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Papu Popped Defeat Papu-Papu.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.