Pijote

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

A New Hope Earn all trophies

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Fashion's Creed Equip a Legendary Armor set.

Hero for Hire Win your first on land conquest battle in any region (excluding Megaris in Hero's Journey).

Digit Chase Rear Touch Panel Prize Complete Digit Chase Rear Touch Panel Stage in 20 seconds or under.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

Digit Chase Flick and Drag Prize Complete Digit Chase Flick and Drag Stage 20 seconds or under.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Party Pooper KO all the henchmen celebrating your arrival at the party

Papu Popped Defeat Papu-Papu.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.