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Anybody else? Win a Royal Rumble match with 20 opponents

Arcade Machine Complete level 29.

(The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)

Flower Complete level 30.

(Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)

K.O. Punch 20 enemies with a Goliath in Descent.

Online Novice Complete 5 online races

Treadmill Complete level 31.

(Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)

Chicken Complete level 32.

(Which came first, the chicken...)

Chopping Board Complete level 33.

(...or the...)

Online Amateur Complete 10 online races

Read the Defense Find all readables in "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe"

En Plein! Unlock all the trophies

Magna Slum Laude Attain a total of 85,000 score on Interval 02

Signing Bonus Find all gold in "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe"

Handle with Care Return 30 crates in one game of Contractions

High Grades Get an "A" rating for a transfer negotiation

Fried Chicken Complete level 34.

(...eggs used in coating the breading?)

Bat Complete level 35.

(They're basically mini sky puppers. 11/10 d'awwws.)

Briefcase Complete level 36.

(Perfect for carrying stuff or whacking people.)

BOWELWHISTLER Finish the DLC in Insane mode

Downtown Brave City Complete the BELLEZZA Sponsor event

Alien Complete level 37.

(With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have made this Level 51.)

Online Expert Complete 15 online races

Online Veteran Complete 20 online races

Gargoyle Complete level 38.

(They're basically stone angels... but they don't weep, so I guess they're not really angels.)

Turtle Complete level 39.

(Insert joke about them being teenagers and/or ninjas here. How original.)

Turkey Complete level 40.

(Only in 2020 did I learn "don't be a turkey" is a saying. I mean, what's wrong with being a turkey? Nice and plump and delicious, filled with moist, meaty juices, ready for consumption.... There's an entire day dedicated to eating you!)

Investigation Complete Find all readables in "The Diaries of Agent Silent Death"

California Gold Find all gold in "The Diaries of Agent Silent Death"

Cannibal Run Attain a total of 95,000 score on Interval 03

Destruction Preventer Kill 10 Destroyers in one run in Protector mode

Crossing Over Attain a total of 70,000 score on Interval 06

Snake Boat Complete level 41.

(Legends say to this day, Pete the Snake is still trapped in his boat, endlessly dodging arrows for the amusement of trophy hunters. He watches helplessly as a score counter slowly ticks upwards, as if it were a measure of his existential dread, and just when he thinks he might be rescued, his would-be saviors always abandon him after five minutes, often in favor of returning back to the comfort of bustling roads and jars of mayo.)

Sing-a-thon Perform 15 songs in one game session

Hanging 20 Complete wave 20 in Contractions

Customizer Create a custom instrument

Nuts & Bolts the Rules, I Have Freebies Use your freebie to sweep the last tile.

(Wait a minute, did you just sweep a bunch of tiles in one turn? That's against the rules!

Sorry, old meme. I'm old.)

rwd only complete all group 3 seasons

Extremist Complete any campaign level on INSANE without reloading checkpoints or going into Last Stand.

Ride For Your Life In Rave in the Redwoods, ride every zipline.

Demolished Wreck 5 opponent vehicles in Classic Car-Nage events

Need for Speed Reach 265 mph (426 kph) in the Bugatti Bolide

Becoming a SuperStar Complete the Wrestlemania event

I'm back and I bought a friend Complete the game in local co-op with your friend, without dying

Kitchen Complete level 42.

(Also known as the living room. Specifically, that square meter right in front of the fridge.)

True Legend Shoot Par or better on 18 holes of an official course on Legend difficulty.

Rescue Mission Gain access to Tier 3 Upgrades for the Dumont Ute Pick-Up

Wow, that was a great corner! Complete 5 Drift events with the 2014 SRT Viper GTS-R Drift Tuned

Trickshot Kill 100 enemies behind you with the KL03-Trident in Descent.

Vintage Hero Win 3 Time Attack events with the BMW 2002 tii Race Car

Sea Sick In The Tortured Path, successfully escape from Across the Depths.