PhilippsInferno

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.