PhersoFerret

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79