Phazorix

Sure Thing, Boss Unlocked all Associates

The Coven Overthrown Kill Maghda.

Not the Living Dummy's Night Survive the game to completion.

Using the ol' Brain Juice Find a way to call RL Stine without touching gross coins or a dirty phone receiver.

Undying Tradition Complete the Yaran Story "Triada Blessings"

Socket to Me Socket a gem in an item.

Lost in Time and Space Heard the mysterious couple's complete story.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Character Mastery Complete a Combo Tutorial

Gifted Escapist Collapse 20 scaffolding structures

Animal Lover Pet an animal.

Loyal Army Recruit 5 Amigos

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Certified electrician Complete Ceres

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Slappy's Nightmare Discover Slappy's secret shame.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Project Closed Complete a //BLACKNET operation.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Ultimate Refinement Fully upgrade and enhance a piece of gear

Phalanx's Trophy Slayer of Demon "Phalanx"

Strutting His Stuff Equip Chicharrón with the Motherclucker Outfit

The Daughters of Lalaia Complete The Daughters of Lalaia.

Early Days Reach REP Level 10

Say Cheese Take a photograph using the Haunted Camera.

Toy Terror: Batteries Included Disable a deadly toy bent on destruction.

Age of the Stars Achieved the "Age of the Stars" ending

Rebooted, Resuited Complete Level 5 - Rebooted, Resuited

All-Day Nightmare Finish the game in 300 turns or fewer.

Legendary Armaments Acquired all legendary armaments

For a Rainy Day Collect 10,000 bolts.

Explorer Explore all the Baghdad region territories

Little Late for That You helped Enzo escape

Legendary Sorceries and Incantations Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations

Legendary Ashen Remains Acquired all legendary ashen remains

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Elden Lord Achieved the "Elden Lord" ending

Tuned For Excellence Win any event with a tuned car

Spotter Recover one Intel Item.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate 10 guards while blending with the crowd

Self-Improvement Unlock 23 Skills

Scrap Collector Have 10,000 scrap in your inventory

Legendary Form Collect the Abyssal Armor Set

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

No Man's Land Make it to San Diego. (Complete "No Man's Land" on any difficulty.)

Equilibrium Complete 3 Cairn challenges

Gates of Gotham Destroy all of the militia watchtowers.

Playing Pool Hit an enemy with a weapon bounced against a wall