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Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

A Long Time Ago Complete the Prologue.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.