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Card Counter Acquire a unique item from gambling

No Space For Spiders Defeat 8 Large Space Spiders within 40 seconds. Watch out for pincer attacks!

No Way? No Way Collect gold medallions in Blue Spheres Bonus stage

Squad Goals In Mooncrash, unlock all 5 playable characters.

True Cardinal You made it through the church council without raising suspicion.

The King of Pearls Had 3 Oyster Farms and a Jewelry Workshop

Never Trust A Sociopath Alienate "secret agent" Steven Heck.

Basic Hygiene Certificate Unlock 10 Astro Pins

Salt Boy Beat The Salt Factory light world without dying

Honed Edge Enchant a weapon

Perfectionist Make 2,000 Groschen a day from Pribyslavitz.

What Does This Button Do? Shoot 10 rockets from the mobile Rocket Launcher

Three-Body Problem In Mooncrash, GLOO 3 enemies with a single GLOO charge.

Big Hitter Get a score of 50,000 in Bodycount in one game

Rank 9 Achieve Career Rank 9
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Original Gunslinger You got four loaded hand cannons ready.

The Hydra's Heads All three commanders are dead, and the powder magazine's been taken care of.

Master of Masters You beat Zavish in three disciplines.

...One Giant Leap for LEGO-kind! Driving the Space Buggy, launch it into the air for 3 seconds

Psychostatic Efficiency In Mooncrash, damage 3 enemies with a single Psychostatic Cutter projectile.

Seasteading Had 1 of each waterborne buildings in a single playthrough

Offshore Haven Have 5 superpowers in Offshore Offices

Kingdom Did Not Come Die for the first time in Hardcore Mode.

The Silent Front Completed a Sabotage action in multiplayer

Hardcore Complete Alpha Protocol on Hard difficulty setting.

Arena Master Get a complete set of armour from the Rattay tourney.

Quantum Leap In Mooncrash, complete all Story Objectives.

I'll give you 8 SoJ for it Obtain the Stone of Jordan

I’m Your Biggest Fan In Mooncrash, you read all of the second Starbender series and still no regrets.

No One Left Behind In Mooncrash, escape the simulation with all five playable characters in a single run.

Making Waves Complete a Boat Race

Lord Capon's Ghost Get back Capon's necklace without permission from anyone.

No Space Like Home Take Intergalactic Girl to the Classic Space Biome (Moonwalking optional!)

Contract Fulfilled In Mooncrash, complete all KASMA Orders.

Waterworld Had 10 Floating Apartments and no residential buildings on land (excluding shacks)

It's Time To Cook Soup and Chew Gum Chew 5 Galactic Gums at once

I'm A Golden God! You got 100% on Super Meat Boy, start bragging!

Rye and Dry Use the Hairdryer

Cryptomancer In Mooncrash, finish the game with a surplus of 50,000 sim points or more.

Big Brother Had 5 Police Blimps

True Mania Cleared the game with the difficulty set to "Mania." Were the battles epic?

The Lord Taketh Away You've lost ten thousand groschen.

Zip Zap! Kill 20 units with Zeus in one set of attack

Fly Dumbo!! Shoot a Mammoth with Baloon Archers and make him fly

A Strong Constitution Reach level 99 with any character.

Lord of the Bugs Become the rank S Insectron champion.

Henry the Matchmaker You brought Victoria her sweetheart. Against his will.

Isle of Steam Find the hidden island on the Steam level

Platinum Completed all chapters, earning the highest rank, on difficulty COMMANDER or greater.

Dining Al Fresco Eat 10 different ingredients