Pethresko23

Paintjob Paint the boat in Quilez Security.

Big Bada Boom Kill at least four enemies with one GL40 grenade launcher shot.

Shackdaddy wannabe? Complete 50 Events with Funkies

What A Load Of Bull Listen to the surgeon rap.

Objectives Complete II: The Completionist Complete all bonus objectives

Don't try this at home Complete 20 Stunts

Mind Miner Certification Complete the tutorial (otherwise called Level 0).

(Now you're ready to start mining my mind! Have fun out there! Err, in there? I dunno, I didn't spend too much time on the plot or premise. Do I have mines stuck in my head or something? We some kinda... Mine My Mind Squad?)

Sherlock Complete level 27.

(Uhhh, this sherlock does not have any feelings or emotional attachments yet. Please don't sue me. And look, it has a hat! The sherlock of your books never wore a hat!)

Wrestler Complete level 28.

(It's a triple double match! Ladders! Chainsaws! Explosions! Fireballs! Popcorn! BRR DRR DRR DRRRRRR)

Wooly Wisdom Find the chamber dedicated to the humble Llama and make an offering.

Hat Trick Buy your first hat

Arcade Machine Complete level 29.

(The enemy of piggy banks, these arcade machines have been eating up my quarters for years now!)

Flower Complete level 30.

(Wake up and smell the flowers... that is, if you don't have pollen allergies. Lucky... Achoo.)

Average looter Find 100 valuables.
43/100

Creeper In The Woods Complete Creeper Woods on Apocalypse difficulty, without defeating any mobs.

Ginger Save Ginger from the bandits.

Baby Win a run with Baby

Goal Driven Complete 10 Weekly Challenges.

Treadmill Complete level 31.

(Set one of these up in front of your telly and console, and any sitdown hobby can become healthy and productive! If anybody ever shames you for your easy plats, just say you were exercising!)

Chicken Complete level 32.

(Which came first, the chicken...)

Chopping Board Complete level 33.

(...or the...)

Thief Steal things with a total value of 30,000 Groschen.

The Boss Unlock all original heroes

Vampire Win a run with Vampire

Words of Wisdom Add flair text to your Player Card.

Whirlwind Warrior Using the Tempest Knife, defeat 10 Mountaineer mobs within 10 seconds.

Fried Chicken Complete level 34.

(...eggs used in coating the breading?)

Bat Complete level 35.

(They're basically mini sky puppers. 11/10 d'awwws.)

Briefcase Complete level 36.

(Perfect for carrying stuff or whacking people.)

Charted Find every hidden terminal.

Alien Complete level 37.

(With the benefit of hindsight, I probably should have made this Level 51.)

The floor is water Complete Flooding without getting wet.

Gargoyle Complete level 38.

(They're basically stone angels... but they don't weep, so I guess they're not really angels.)

Turtle Complete level 39.

(Insert joke about them being teenagers and/or ninjas here. How original.)

Turkey Complete level 40.

(Only in 2020 did I learn "don't be a turkey" is a saying. I mean, what's wrong with being a turkey? Nice and plump and delicious, filled with moist, meaty juices, ready for consumption.... There's an entire day dedicated to eating you!)

Indomitable Complete a tower run on Apocalypse difficulty.

Fight Forever Kick Out of a Pin After Being Hit With a Finisher (Play Mode vs AI).

Astral Sovereign Defeated Victor & Shadowbeak

High Impact KO your opponent from clinch.

Bad Omen, Good Loot Complete 10 missions where the difficulty has been modified by a Raid Captain's Banner.

Unwieldy Timepiece Visit Joe's Field

Snake Boat Complete level 41.

(Legends say to this day, Pete the Snake is still trapped in his boat, endlessly dodging arrows for the amusement of trophy hunters. He watches helplessly as a score counter slowly ticks upwards, as if it were a measure of his existential dread, and just when he thinks he might be rescued, his would-be saviors always abandon him after five minutes, often in favor of returning back to the comfort of bustling roads and jars of mayo.)

Pump It Up On Bomb: Forest, stop the cops from disconnecting the water hose whilst using the river water pump.

Memory's Melody Collect and listen to all records from the Forgotten Time.

Thanks But No Thanks! Complete a tower without using the services of the Guildsmith, Enchantsmith and Powersmith.

A Taste Of Their Own Medicine Using the Updraft Tome, cast Updraft on three Wind Callers at once.

Top Ape Earn your first Gold Medal Time during a Time Trial.

Kitchen Complete level 42.

(Also known as the living room. Specifically, that square meter right in front of the fridge.)

Most Wanted Reach reputation level 100.

Tastes Like Platinum Earn all trophies in the game