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Piggyback Invade and successfully observe 10 enemy Fixers in Online Tailing

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Check It Out Capture 10 Checkpoints (Solo Campaign only)

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Alpha Guerrilla Successfully complete 5 Bandido Operations

Montero Justicia Recruit the Monteros

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Glamping Build one of each Camp Facility (Solo Campaign only)

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Sophishticated Catch 10 fish

Co-Dependent Capture an FND base with a Co-op partner

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Viva La Revolución Take back Yara

Secret Weapon Distract 10 soldiers with Chorizo

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Jawson Brody Take out a shark with an explosion

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Undying Tradition Complete the Yaran Story "Triada Blessings"

Loyal Army Recruit 5 Amigos

Disk Space Full Unlock every song with the SongSneak app

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Strutting His Stuff Equip Chicharrón with the Motherclucker Outfit

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Do It Yourself Install every Mod on a single Resolver Weapon