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Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

À La Carte Complete 20 Side Missions.
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I Hope You Didn't Tea-bag Win a duel.

Heir To An Empty Castle Complete mission "Cold as the Grave".

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Stay Golden Use a Golden Key.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Faithful Heir Collected thirteen royal arms.

Cross The Streamers Complete mission "Blood Drive".

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Apocalypso! Complete mission "The Great Vault".

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Stick It To 'Em Kill two or more enemies with a single sticky grenade.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

I Am A Goddess, A Glorious Female Warrior Complete mission "In the Shadow of Starlight".

Damn, Gina Obtain all Vault Rewards.

Bye, Felicia! Complete mission "Divine Retribution".

Cooking Expert Reached maximum cooking level.

On Fleek Equip purple-rarity gear or better in every slot.

Tortoise Toppler Defeated the adamantoise.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

Survival Expert Reached maximum survival level.

Together Till the End Finished the game in Duo mode.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Mechani-Cool Unlock 10 Vehicle Parts via hijacking.
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Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Explorer Found all the bonuses.

The Gryffindor in the Graveyard Find the Map Chamber as a Gryffindor

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.