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Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.